#richardfuckenmarles says

there's no country with whom we have greater strategic alignment than japan


wot about poor tassie? don't we care about the glorious republik of taswegia? what if those angry macquarie island penguins, sick of their tariffs, attack & invade poor tassie in a fit of pique? πŸ₯Ί

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in reply to Droppie [AU] πŸ¨β™€πŸŒˆπŸ§β€‹πŸ¦˜

So, when it comes to our most important military partnership is it the USA, Japan, NZ, UK? I wonder how many declarations of unrivaled love Marles can make before people cotton on to the somewhat insincere and polygamous nature of his promised connubiality.
in reply to Droppie [AU] πŸ¨β™€πŸŒˆπŸ§β€‹πŸ¦˜

I was going to work in something about whether he restricts his 'starry eyed infatuation' solely for professional life or might we discover that he has a multitude of wives hidden away somewhere. But it was late and my bed was calling. πŸ˜€
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